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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.
"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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they hit the second tower

when you thought the story was over, but more bad news came out.
no way she has had a man this whole time…they hit the second tower
by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025
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TOKYO RADIO TOWER

Going to Japan and getting a threesome whilst on tour. Where the Eiffel Tower is two blokes and a bird, the Tokyo Radio Tower is two fine Japanese ladies and a fella.

'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"
'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"

That's great son, when I was stationed in Japan I did the Tokyo Radio tower every week. I spent all my Army Pay doing the tower"

Grandad, you are the best, spank you for your service.
by Aliensnoofiend May 23, 2025
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The Bob Tower

Sometimes called the Bobba, this tower is entirely made of black stone. It is completely bland and bob. It is related to The Bob Dome, and is constructed by The Bob Dome's creator's brother.
Man, I like how the Bob Tower is very interesting and has many details on it!
by savebobdome August 14, 2025
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The twin tower burglary

The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"

Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"
by Wardy198 September 10, 2025
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Las Vegas Eiffel Tower

An intimate act involving three parties, preferably but not limited to 2 men and 1 woman. One man performs a handstand. Meanwhile, the other man grasps the man’s feet. The woman then gets on her hand and knees between the two men. She begins to “blow one man while having her box eaten out by the handstanding man. Also, the man in the handstand is getting blown by the upright man.
Yo John you trying to run a Las Vegas Eiffel Tower on Patricia?
by Tdih November 8, 2025
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