cheeks

Short for butt cheeks.

Noun
Buttox aka ass, booty, rump, hindquarters etc.

Adjective
Something of extremely poor quality.

Imma get me some cheeks tonight!

Yo, this food tastes cheeks.

by KennEH! October 28, 2020

bong cheeks

A persons cheeks that are sunkin in due to excessive marijuana use

You really need to stop smoking man you got some serious bong cheeks goin on there!

by undar8d January 30, 2018

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

Beef Cheeks

Term used for the buttocks

Damn Adam, you got some nice beef cheeks.

by StonkyKong July 4, 2019

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.

LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.

by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016