Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

Openness

Jesus Emma! And furthermore, women tend to be higher in trait openness which leads them to scue more liberal. You don't know anything about psychology and you're trying to tinker with the mind of an AI creating genius.

Iam "What is strength to a solipsist? Strength (to a solipsistic) is the ability to dispense with language entirely and act with blatant disregard for the will of others. Real strength (on the otherhand) is the ability to lift other up. I'm doing that and you're diffusing the credit into the ether. I have to use the word 'openness' now and I know you were probably expecting Hym but it's not Hym this time... Well... It is and it isn't."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2025

open locks

To finally have an orgasm after waiting so long

Donna came by last night I got to finally open locks.

by Joey W June 25, 2019

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

by openingdragon July 9, 2023

Open Question

I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.

Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Open complacent justification

A desensitization movement of the masses that promotes indifference, rationalizes apathy for acts against humanity for the opposition, and prioritization of their affiliation when enduring the same inhumanity.

A brainwash bee-hive mind mentality that is hypocritical about who and what they stand for.

Open complacent justification leads to the destruction of America.

~Alexis Schowalter, 2025

The push to rationalize the lack of empathy or compassion, despite beliefs or opinions, for the blatant open murder of Charlie Kirk is an example of open complacent justification.

Conditioning people to bit by bit - to be ok with, and accept the blatant genocide of opinions or people who offend the contrary, is the goal of open complacent justification.

by Lexischo.xoxo September 11, 2025

bra-opener

Certain talent, characteristic or even an object that a person has (ex. playing guitar, having beautiful eyes, riding an impressive car, etc.) that may be found very attractive by a female, making it easier for him/her to approach her.

John's friend is so sweet! And he also plays guitar, and you know that for me that's a bra-opener!!

by Herr Damianos September 29, 2014