van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

erase these thots

The act of summoning a superhuman being to erase a certain number of prostitutes.

Random guy: 🅱eter, I summon you. Erase these thots.
🅱eter: *Tzzzz*
*Thots erased and teleported to one dark real*

by CaptainLAZ November 23, 2017