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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Shoot my toot

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose
by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016
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main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.
Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"
by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017
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erase these thots

The act of summoning a superhuman being to erase a certain number of prostitutes.
Random guy: 🅱eter, I summon you. Erase these thots.
🅱eter: *Tzzzz*
*Thots erased and teleported to one dark real*
by CaptainLAZ November 23, 2017
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