Swamp dick

Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!
Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !
by Sausages342 August 25, 2022
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swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 07, 2009
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Swamp Kitty

The adorable, long nosed, green and scaly carnivore and lives in swamps that everyone loves. It is adorable and a native to Florida and they are kinda silly but if you get one mad they will kill you
1. “My favorite animal is an alligator
2. “You mean the swamp kitty”
1. “Yeah you right
by Kim Jin Un October 29, 2020
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Wet Swamp Stain

Happens during a hot day in the hood.. your car has no AC and your seats are Cloth so the underwear becomes stuck to your sweaty wet ass while you drive around looking for pussy lips that are dripping with yellow puss coming out.
Man i wish this Wet Swamp Stain would go away before I get licked by this freak with yellow oozing pussy lips.
by Kingsmidi December 20, 2019
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Swamp Ho

A highly unattractive, completely buckled Ho, with A swampy smell who is found mostly in A swamp like environment.
I only payed $1.95 for that Swamp Ho, but I guess it was still worth it.
by dirtyd45678 March 30, 2016
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Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;
by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023
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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 March 18, 2018
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