by randomspeaker April 24, 2023
kindest sweetest person ever. id give up anything and everything to hug them once. they mean so much to me and they're the best thing that's ever happened to me 💗
by claywhore March 10, 2023
person 1: man that rain was heavy last night
person 2: yeah god must've gone a bit overboard on that coke yesterday lol
random guy: wait
does that mean god made us
only to use us as a urinal
that
BITCH
person 2: yeah god must've gone a bit overboard on that coke yesterday lol
random guy: wait
does that mean god made us
only to use us as a urinal
that
BITCH
by im gon steal yo kneecaps May 08, 2022
A cool ass Nigga and a former member of memestock and regularly sends funny memes and is overall a cool guy
by The_Filipino_Thugshaker September 09, 2023
What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"
A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
by An August 14, 2025
The guy with the highest body count at UF. Probably had sex with your girlfriend / lover. Fucks so good even your grandma knows. Sexy voice with a fat cock, what more could you ask for.
by little baby lover November 25, 2021