When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.
yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny
really know so how did that go?- kurt
She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny
why?- kurt
because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny
really know so how did that go?- kurt
She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny
why?- kurt
because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny
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