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Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.
An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".
by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010
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Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind
I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.
by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019
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jumpin and scumpin

A phrase to define someone who jumps around every where while at playing a video game. Origin may or may not com from pro call of duty play scump. Players who jump and scump usually use the best weapons and don’t talk to any girl except their mom.
Friend 1:This fucker is jumping around every corner!
Friend 2: I know that mans just jumpin and scumpin
by Fockin a dude May 10, 2020
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Jumpillion

The amount of votes acquired by JumpyJolteon1987 in the Roblox D:SCPF O5-X elections.

Alternatively known as the biggest number in existence or infinity+1.
“Hey did you see how Jumpy’s great campaign management got him the win?”

“Yes yes, i heard he became the first man in the world to acquire 979 Jumpillion votes 😱”
by Thughunter1377 May 6, 2022
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Elevator Jumping

Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.
SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"

His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"

SW Resident: "Nope. He died."
by The Apollo August 2, 2008
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Site Jumping

The point at which your normal internet browsing routine has ended and you are just going from site to site to site repeatedly out of pure boredom.
Person: I've checked facebook, YouTube, and Twitter like a million times and nothing is going on! Maybe If I check one more time...

*1 hour later*

Person: Damn, I've been Site Jumping haven't I?
by Amazingboy97 November 30, 2010
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jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
by Turtletracks November 11, 2014
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