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Jacob

A fucking CuntBitchDickForBrains who should just kill himself. His dick is less than 1mm and when he get hard it goes in his skin. He will die a virgin and will never have anyone care or feel some good way about him. He will be forgotten
Innocent person: Oh fuck Jacob just looked at me.
by Ltlitty November 23, 2019
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Jacob Kennedy

He is a bloke who fucks goats
by Harold James July 30, 2017
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JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina
Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Jacob Lukasik

Cool skater, rapper, director, producer, editor, and musician.

Co. founder of HIGHLARIOUS productions
Girl 1: wow is that jacob lukasik?
Girl 2: yeah
by 123674 January 24, 2022
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jacob west

The most handsome, charming, and brave man a woman could meet in her life. He is in love with all sports, loves cooking, and spending time with kids. His favorite animal is a dog; breed, Husky. He enjoys listening to what someone has to say whether it's happy or sad. All around, he's a good guy.
"Jacob West is one of the best men I could've ever met in my life. I'm so grateful for him."
by DaddyBiggerDick December 4, 2016
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Jacob Comire

A Jacob Comire is a homosexual man who particularly enjoys acts of oral sex
That guy is gay, he must be a Jacob Comire
by ghettodragon December 9, 2012
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jacob watts

this man is the nicest person you'll ever meet
he will knock you're socks off at how much he cares about you and will try his best to please you
;)
whos that fucking jacob watts kid-some kid

idk but hes fucking LANKY-EVERYONE
by lol i made an account April 23, 2018
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