Jacob

A fucking CuntBitchDickForBrains who should just kill himself. His dick is less than 1mm and when he get hard it goes in his skin. He will die a virgin and will never have anyone care or feel some good way about him. He will be forgotten

Innocent person: Oh fuck Jacob just looked at me.

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

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jacob copley

A very funny guy who will make you laugh. He's short and disappoints tall girls with his shortness. Other then that he is loyal and cute. He has blonde highlights in his hair and dimples when he smiles which means he is nice and kind hearted.

I'd date Jacob Copley if he weren't so short ;)

by Mrs. Bieberr December 3, 2013

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jacob west

The most handsome, charming, and brave man a woman could meet in her life. He is in love with all sports, loves cooking, and spending time with kids. His favorite animal is a dog; breed, Husky. He enjoys listening to what someone has to say whether it's happy or sad. All around, he's a good guy.

"Jacob West is one of the best men I could've ever met in my life. I'm so grateful for him."

by DaddyBiggerDick December 4, 2016

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Jacob Kennedy

He is a bloke who fucks goats

I'll go Jacob Kennedy on you

by Harold James July 30, 2017

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Jacob Sartorius

Definition of Perfection

1: Hey I,m jacob sartorius!
2: Oh wow! I didnt know you were perfect

by Sleepy.cloud June 4, 2018

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jacob sartorius

the most caring & amazing person ever, so sweet to his supporters.
cute, funny, incredible & amazing 16 year old.
i love him (:, a blessing to this world

i wish i had a jacob sartorius in my life

by istanalotofpeople October 1, 2018

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