Country Boy

Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.

Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.

by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021

Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.

Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

National love country boys day

I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.

"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Country girl

Lives in the country! she loves to hunt, fish, get dirty and dusty! she wears her jeans with pride and loves her family and God (the true god JESUS CHRIST)!!! she doesn't have to have a horse even though she wants one and she loves cows and other animals. She can hang with boys and fit right in and talk about boys with the girls and FOOTBALL is awesome!!!! long hair,/short hair, work boot/rubbers/bare feet, jeans, t-shirt and a smile!

Girl: I'm a Country girl!
Person: favorite pants?
Girl: joggers
Person: Favorite shoes?
Girl: burgenstocks
Person: Favorite game?
Girl: music note tappy thing
Person: favorite group of people?
Girl: My friends
Person: do you like dirt?
Girl: not a lot
Person: Where dose a shirt start and end?
Girl: starts at your chest ends above your belly button
Person: so I guess if you are a country girl you'll have calluses?
Girl: Say what now?
Person: By the way where do you live
Girl: suburbs
Person: how did you get that mixed up with dirt roads and trees?
Girl: Wait there is dirt on roads where you are from?
:/

by Crabbapple December 2, 2021

Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018