grandfather hair

A man’s longest pubic hair, the one that started to grow in first. For girls, this would be their grandmother hair.

Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).

Example 1

Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!

Example 2

Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.

by weenielover1939 April 14, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

The name for the green leaves on top of a pineapple.

Anix: Those pineapple hairs look amazing!!

French_rxses: I know right!!

by lenourals June 16, 2020

Black Hair

Pulls a lot of bitches

“Did you see___’s black hair
“omg she’s so hot”

by poifish September 15, 2022

throat hair

Throat hair is the small follicles of hair residing in the rear of your thoatal passage. They can be tingled, stimulated, and aroused.

My throat hairs we're tickled by Hollenbeck pipe job.

by Semmyt February 15, 2018

Hasselhoff Hair

The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.

You don't need a haircut. You have Hasselhoff hair.

by VindictiveAngel February 5, 2023

pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015