Dan is the most beautiful guy on this earth. He is super rich, very funny and good kisser. Every girls dream is to have a Dan in their life. Perfect couple is D+I❤️
dan is my life
by CalebMark November 22, 2021
Get the Danmug. The most cancerous man made, cam in both a Time Machine and partial execrator, creator of all know universes other then the first creator of the SOUR CÉÂM.
Ps. House burnt down cus he’s a shitter pedo 👍🏻
Ps. House burnt down cus he’s a shitter pedo 👍🏻
by Creamy crem January 21, 2024
Get the Danmug. by Crouchy November 7, 2018
Get the Dan and Nickmug. One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.
Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
by JerZWorth December 18, 2021
Get the Danmug. A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
Get the Dan Schneidermug. 
An awesome Stunt Man who is really kind and has lots of friends he loves Xbox and a wide varety of music but mostly old songs and Owl City
by NoNoNoNONOOOOO October 10, 2011
Get the Stunt Man Danmug.