Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

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A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch January 29, 2018

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Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65

Polly: Whats your name
Mason: dan.
polly: Oh okay, i thought it Was mason

Mason: its dan.

by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 02, 2021

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An overall great person and great friend.

also hes a catboy lol

"Dude, have you met Dan??"
"Nah, I don't think I know a Dan."
"Bro, I've GOT to introduce you to him."

by requiemsrequiem July 09, 2023

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A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 02, 2023

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