Beaver nugget

A turn of phrase to use for when you put chicken nuggets in your coochie.

"I forgot to take my beaver nuggets out and now I have septic shock."

by niskwix June 13, 2024

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 07, 2018

beaver damning

Verb; The days when your morning poops haven't been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day.

Joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver damning.

I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.

by Eksnep April 14, 2017

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 17, 2013

beaver bisquits

A breath mint for a smelly vagina

Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits

by Hedgefund34 April 09, 2016

Beaver sheaver

Beaver shit

I found some beaver sheaver at the river

by Beaver shearer December 04, 2024