4th August

Kiss your ex and ur best friend day. Have fun

Zoe: hey bestie
Lilly: hey
Zoe: it's kiss your ex and ur best friend day... 4th August

Lilly: so we have to kiss and then kiss ex
Zoe: ye
Lilly: ok

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.

-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!

by Minippman April 23, 2021

August 10th

International Alli appreciation day

Oh shit it’s august 10th!
All hail Alli

by Bes Mean August 9, 2021

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

August 27th

National Best girlfriend day! Give your gf a gift and celebrate this fun day.

"Hey Olive! Its National Best Gf day today on August 27th! Heres a gift." "Aww tysm. ily 🫶"

by oliverlovesolive August 27, 2023

August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

by kitty21love August 25, 2023