business douche

The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.

Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.

Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.

Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.

by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008

Douche Pickle

1) Someone who is just being really annoying.

2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.

That clan we were playing against last night was full of Douche Pickle's

by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011

Cheese Douche

One who is both a cheese dick and a douche bag. The kind of guy that not even a mother could love.

After some examination, I have determined that that guy is a cheese douche.

by DonkeyNation October 16, 2008

Douche Shnozell

A word to describe the dumb ass actions of a dumb ass person
who repeatedly acts like a douche !!

"That bitch at work was acting like such a fucking douche shnozell."

by Kim & Jonnell April 8, 2008

douche bag

Kanye West

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...

Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!

Bob: What a douche bag...

by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009

Douche Baggie

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag

Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"

by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

Douche trap

When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.

John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.

by Driving trap September 3, 2013