Verb;
As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.
As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell.
April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.
Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!
Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?
Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.
Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.
Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!
Raphael: Fa real?
Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.
A little while later...
Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?
(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)
Raphael: Cowabunga dude!
Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga!
Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale?
Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin.
Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real.
Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin!
Raphael: Fa real?
Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin.
A little while later...
Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane?
(dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream)
Raphael: Cowabunga dude!
by Master of Pock Suppets March 2, 2009
Get the ass to mouth resuscitationmug. John: * slaps Kate’s ass *
Kate: * gasps * “why’d you do that!”
John: “It’s ok it's slap ass friday”
Kate: “Oh ok ahaha”
Kate: * gasps * “why’d you do that!”
John: “It’s ok it's slap ass friday”
Kate: “Oh ok ahaha”
by oou February 7, 2019
Get the Slap Ass Fridaymug. (1)- A word used to describe a white person who is trying to act black. He is a Bitch Ass Niggah because mainly...he is white.
(2)- A name for your boy(s)
(2)- A name for your boy(s)
(1)- "Look at that Bitch Ass Niggah walkin around and shit all tough"
(2)- "What up Bitch Ass Niggahhhhhhh"
(2)- "What up Bitch Ass Niggahhhhhhh"
by rasras1033 March 4, 2011
Get the Bitch Ass Niggahmug. I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!
by Evelynne Wicker May 3, 2004
Get the shitty fuck assmug. (grown ass-man) what an immature male may inadvertently, though accurately call himself when others question his ability to do anything. The Ass-man is a cross between the donkey, popularly believed to be a stubborn and unreasoning animal, and a human being.
"Are you sure you can move that bed downstairs by yourself?"
"What do you mean 'am I sure?' I'm a grown ass man!"
1/2 an hour later...
"MY BACK!!!"
"Are you alright?"
*gritting his teeth through the pain* "I'm fine. Don't say it."
"Say what? I told you so?"
"What do you mean 'am I sure?' I'm a grown ass man!"
1/2 an hour later...
"MY BACK!!!"
"Are you alright?"
*gritting his teeth through the pain* "I'm fine. Don't say it."
"Say what? I told you so?"
by sleep =D October 27, 2012
Get the grown ass manmug. by lizaina69 December 18, 2010
Get the trick ass bitchmug. by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022
Get the Kiss my ass!mug.