My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug. by Hello-553669 April 19, 2025
Get the Sonmug. by DrFirewall October 22, 2017
Get the fucking sonmug. 1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
by E hates Q September 9, 2021
Get the Son of a bitchmug. Person 1: Hey dude, check it out (points to his instagram feed).
Person 2: That's hell sick bro
Person 3: Ikr?
Person 1: Trick it son!
Person 2: Trick it!
Person 3: #swagg
Person 2: That's hell sick bro
Person 3: Ikr?
Person 1: Trick it son!
Person 2: Trick it!
Person 3: #swagg
by 21schj July 31, 2017
Get the trick it sonmug. Used to describe someone, regardless to their gender, who is, indeed, a true son of Ragnar.
Such persons are greatly smart, strong and capable in all ways, but mostly they're cunning and sly, thus resulting in their victory over all others. They might be regarded as somehow arrogant, yet they don't act out of greed or viciousness, nor they want to make fun of others. Their deeds are to please the mighty gods, in order be accepted into Valhalla or Folkvangr.
Sometimes it is just used as an interjection.
Such persons are greatly smart, strong and capable in all ways, but mostly they're cunning and sly, thus resulting in their victory over all others. They might be regarded as somehow arrogant, yet they don't act out of greed or viciousness, nor they want to make fun of others. Their deeds are to please the mighty gods, in order be accepted into Valhalla or Folkvangr.
Sometimes it is just used as an interjection.
George: Dudes, y'all seen the last episode of Superstore yesterday?
Carol: OMG yes, Garrett was such a son of Ragnar.
-----other context-----
Jim: is taking a shower
Shampoo bottle: falls
Jim: SON OF RAGNAR!
Carol: OMG yes, Garrett was such a son of Ragnar.
-----other context-----
Jim: is taking a shower
Shampoo bottle: falls
Jim: SON OF RAGNAR!
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 7, 2022
Get the Son of Ragnarmug. One of the most underrated bands ever! Jerry Jerry is a Canadian rock, blues, jazz, rockabilly, country band whom also makes a lot of music with christian theme.
Person 1: What`s Your Favourite Band?
Person 2: Jerry Jerry & The Sons Of Rhythm Orchestra
Person 1: Never heard of them. Are they worth checking out?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 2: Jerry Jerry & The Sons Of Rhythm Orchestra
Person 1: Never heard of them. Are they worth checking out?
Person 2: Definitely!
by mr.randommusicenjoyer November 24, 2021
Get the Jerry Jerry & The Sons Of Rhythm Orchestramug.