Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.

Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.

by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Nap

(sometimes written as "n4p")

Non-aiming-person,
someone who sucks at shooter games. Similar in use to the word noob, but while noob refers to a new player, nap refers to a player who is bad at aiming regardless of their level of experience.

A: Has this guy ever played any FPS before?
B: I don't think so, look how bad his aim is, what a nap.

by Achill_1337 August 10, 2022

sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot

It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo

by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 6, 2021

Isaiah Nap

When you plan to take short nap and instead hours pass by, so long you forget everything that happened beforehand.

A long nap that is akin to a food coma after Thanksgiving, but taken intentionally without the need for food intake.

1: Man I just woke up
2: How long did you even sleep for
1: Oh it was nice, it was a little Isaiah Nap, so just a long time.

by tre_swift October 25, 2025