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Best Potato

by Peridot08 October 10, 2016
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potato factor

The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.
Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"
by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 13, 2016
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feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.
You have feet potatos.
by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017
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potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
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Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
by Soft dick May 29, 2019
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Social Potato

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!
Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.
by Social Potato April 25, 2019
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the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass
Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro
by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019
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