March 5th

The Day on which Makoto Yuki/ Minato Arisatofrom Persona 3 died after sealing Nyx to save the World

„It’s March 5th, Time to cry again”

by NieR/Persona October 16, 2019

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

March 30

The day when yes means no and no means yes

You: Mam, Dad, can i have some money please
Parents: no you have had loads
You: well its march 30th
Parents: *gives money*

by M4CI33 March 29, 2022

March 18th

National appreciate short people day

Hey (insert short person’s name), its march 18th!

by Supermua March 18, 2022

March 3

If you know somebody born on march 3 he is the coolest person on planet earth (even if it is a girl)

Emma: Oh there is a boy born on March 3 i should ask him out (please)

by PleaseSeeThisEmma January 17, 2022

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022