Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005
Get the Female Lappermug. 
is when a female has just seen some absolute bs. and wants to either commit murder, even beat someone’s ass, or even crash out and through stuff. 🎀
“he’s not texting back but he’s active.
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out
by a girls girl. April 28, 2024
Get the female crash outmug. A stupid asshole who fucking CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND. AND AFTER APOLOGIZING HE GOES TO TEXT HER AGAIN 😂😂. And he posts on his story all abt how she isn’t the real one 🥺🥺
by Resplendence December 29, 2023
Get the D1 female fumblermug. Synonym for "Girlfriend," or a significant-other bearing a hitch receiver and a pair of XX chromosomes.
Both me and my female and my Bro's female are going to go out tonight, you should also bring your female along.
by El Tom August 8, 2017
Get the Femalemug. For y'all hood thots
A: Hot or nah?
For y'all bougie niggas
It's a fundamental cast or rank system to rate a bitch's attractiveness, its used throughout the world to centuries and it helps niggas who stupid about a bitch but she ugly
A: Hot or nah?
For y'all bougie niggas
It's a fundamental cast or rank system to rate a bitch's attractiveness, its used throughout the world to centuries and it helps niggas who stupid about a bitch but she ugly
Dayshawn- "yo u see Kiki the other day bruh?! Yo she bad asf yo I swear bruh."
Ralph- "nigga if you don't get yo likkity split nick nack patty wack ass outta here boii, that bitch a straight 3 or 2.5 nigga stop lying bruh." And "that bitch in the 1-10 (female Attractiveness Scale) is a ugly bitch."
Ralph- "nigga if you don't get yo likkity split nick nack patty wack ass outta here boii, that bitch a straight 3 or 2.5 nigga stop lying bruh." And "that bitch in the 1-10 (female Attractiveness Scale) is a ugly bitch."
by Senator Big Dick September 15, 2016
Get the 1-10 (Female Attractiveness Scale)mug. Female logic
Her last night: Goodnight,I love you
Her this morning: I think we're better off as friends.
Her last night: Goodnight,I love you
Her this morning: I think we're better off as friends.
by ILikeCheese101. July 9, 2020
Get the Femalemug.