A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly
by George Bowser May 19, 2021
Get the Mr Evansmug. Isobel Evans is the tall, slim girl with big, shimmering eyes who is always there to make you laugh on your darkest days. She is that girl that loves anything peaceful whether that is listening to music, going on walks, or going shopping for clothes that she adores because she loves fashion. When Isobel Evans falls in love, she falls in love hard and she instantly knows when there is an irreplaceable connection between her and her destined lover. She can always take a joke but just the same as every other individual, deep down she’s sensitive to certain things, so always be cautious about what you say to her. Family is a huge part of her life, and she’d do anything for them, just the same as she would with her friends. If you are one of Isobel Evans friends you’re lucky to have a person with a truthful, beautiful and caring soul because people like her are rare. Not only this but whenever she sees an angel number, she always wishes for the person she loves most because they are so, so special to her and she wished they understood how much she aches for their heart as sometimes her love you is overlooked.
Teacher #1: Who made you feel better when you were upset?
Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
by user628289292 March 31, 2022
Get the Isobel Evansmug. by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019
Get the Evan Rees-Weidemanmug. Evan T. There is way too much to say about HER. I’ve seen so many definitions on here, but most of them are about guys. So this one is for you, Evan.
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
by Someone.Somewhere November 15, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021
Get the Evan Carrollmug. Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful
Evan is a dick
by Orange0799 December 9, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.mug.