Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

donut sucking

Sucking cum off a donut.

Donut sucking is commonly used in Russia.

by U~idamuboiji June 12, 2018

donut

best human ever!!! very good friend!!!

damn donut is cool

by TOTALLY NOT SPOOP!!! January 2, 2021

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

Chuck your donuts

To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.

"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"

by Awesome guy 74474 May 1, 2021

cowboy donut

A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.

Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!

by Megamickel June 29, 2019

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022