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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020
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touch purses

To quote "bump bussys with someone" or "slap them bootay cheeks"
*slaps ass*
"Not in public, we can touch purses later"
by Urmomisshrexy November 14, 2021
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The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.
Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?
by B❤️ January 13, 2020
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Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.
Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?
by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023
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Gay Touch

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
by LizardLuness April 29, 2022
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Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel
None for you whore,

Touche` douche`
by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
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