tim and andrew

The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.

Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!

by TIIM_BOAT December 10, 2021

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Tim

A person who always has a top 3 go kart

I could’ve won the race but my name is TIM

by Checkered flag kartway March 7, 2022

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The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.

Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."

by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024

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tim stubinski

Tim Stubinski (Also known as Dave the Dad) is a father of a ferocious cornstarch.

Tim Stubinski had a daughter. He was Dave The Dad

by BatOfApplesauce May 6, 2018

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Tim

A really horny racist small Asian boy with a microscopic penis

That guys a Tim

by Tim ishorny July 16, 2024

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Tim

A straight up asshole. Breaks you heart if you will ever date him.. Dark eyes like the inside of a sewer, rage monster and terrible skater. Not very intelligent in many ways and a bad gamer.

Never trust a Tim.

Mary: *sighs*
John: Whats wrong?
Mary: Never trust a Tim

by Puberty_hit November 12, 2019

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