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social abortion

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!
by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020
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social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.
by Pialinist September 8, 2020
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Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
by SickDave September 22, 2020
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Social dick

A social dick is someone who keeps killing everyone’s vibe in a social setting, this can be cause by them always needing to be right or causing problems with everyone by aggravating or annoying everyone.
You: “I can’t stand Tyler he always feels like he has to be right.”
Me: “yeah he’s a social dick.”
by Quacobs October 4, 2020
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Social media

Cringe ' Crap 'abhorrent' abominable' odious' deplorable and other synonyms for bad describe social media
karl used Social media once his day was ruined
by None of your damn business September 30, 2022
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Socialled out

To feel exhausted from partaking in too many social activities or meeting with too many other people over consecutive days without time for oneself.
I have been so busy this weekend, I feel socialled out.
by O’Connor January 1, 2022
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Social Cuck

Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.
- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-

Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
by RitsTheWise February 4, 2022
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