Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 24, 2024

Sad excuse of a living person

Gavin.

This guy is a sad excuse of a living person

by Gordon Adams June 04, 2025

Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 29, 2018

sad break

Taking a break from an assignment because your simply too sad to continue at that point of time. This results in a "sad break" where you may just cry for 20 minutes, lay there in a big blanket and eat chocolate, watch cat videos on YouTube or all of the above. What you do during your sad break is up to you.

"Hey man, are you okay?"

"Yeah man, just taking a sad break before I start the next paragraph"

by Oh uhm Greg? October 02, 2017

Sad case

Sad case~ meaning what you are doing or what happened is a little funny but not the best thing this word is meant to be a joke and not a harm full word

on god what you just did is a sad case

by Randy Davison February 02, 2018

female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019

I’m so sad

I just can’t find the skills to help myself

I’m so sad

by WorseThanHitler December 26, 2020