Petty Bank

A place you store petty things that people have done or said to you, so you can reference it at a later time.

I broke open my petty bank and saw that she didn't come to my party, so I don't have to go to hers.

by hustlinheart512 July 6, 2018

Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.

You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.

by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018

Petty

Petty behavior is when a person acts childish or insincere over a small act of scolding. Particularly when the scolding taking place is minuscule. This happens when a man chucks a traffic cone into the woods because he was told he couldn’t park in the spot he was in.

Damn bro...... that man mason petty as fuck, and he ugly

by Tom Curiel November 19, 2019

Petter puffer

A guy who like to suck another guy off

Rick and Mike are Petter puffers for sure.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

Pettypotamus

Someone so full of pettiness you'd think they were the size of a hippotamus.

Carrying so much pettiness you'd think they would weigh as heavy as a hippo.

Chris: We stopped talking and she wanted me to send back the letters she wrote me.

Cody: Dude that's some pettypotamus shit.

by mochacody December 23, 2019

Petty Ford Clinic

A place where overly petty bitches need to go to lessen their petty ways.

Karen needs to check into the Petty Ford Clinic

by Rozeeta February 17, 2021

Pettee

A person and/or animal and/or object being pet

Sky was being pet and grateful to be the pettee

by Skyiskitten February 25, 2021