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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
mugGet the Cut the Muffmug.

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
mugGet the beer muffsmug.

Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.
I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.
by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025
mugGet the Onion Muffmug.

Muff

Slang for a girls snatch ir cooter a.k.a poon
Man that girls got a fat'ole muff
by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020
mugGet the Muffmug.

Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick
I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim
by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022
mugGet the Milly Muffmug.

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