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Jose Delacruz

A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.
Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.
by Fuck you jose December 7, 2019
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Jose

Jose is a hard worker and is very funny. He wears baggy clothes and also wears hats. He likes to play his game n eat korean bbq and drink pineapple fanta. He has black hair. He makes you angry all the time and sometimes you just wanna punch him in the face but you love him. He is a very good person to talk to and he is SO funny. He doesn't talk a lot but he listens good. He is very genuine and smart. He is also very stubborn, prideful and just makes you angry. He is very calm and laid back and chill. He likes to drink beer. He knows how to rap. He also loves his girlfriend Leilanni. She is so amazing and he loves her so much and one day they will get married and have a house. They will also raise a turtle together. He loves to listen to leilanni and do what she says because he dosent want to make her mad and he just loves to listen. He does not like to make leilanni mad because she will yell at him. Even if jose talks to you he will never love you like he loves Leilanni they are soulmates and if you date jose and your not Leilanni he will never love you because you will never be leilanni.
jose’s friend- “ u got a new gf?”
jose- “yea but she isn’t leilanni so i don’t love her i miss leilanni n love her so much”
by chickenwingchickeneing904 January 9, 2025
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Chuy / jose martinez

Chuy / jose Martinez is muy joto with that pedicure.
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