pineapple hairs

The leafy things on the top of pineapples,the pineapple hair

Hey can I have a pineapple?Sure but I wanna eat the pineapple hairs.

by ~Anix June 16, 2020

C Hair

A cunt hair.

That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.

by MDMikey May 20, 2018

Fakial hair

A fake beard/and or moustache

Why am I always getting roles in plays that require me to wear fakial hair?

by Kizmitt July 8, 2009

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green things at the top of a pineapple.

Mom.. can u take the pineapple hairs off of my pineapple.. they look weird..

by ToefungusEE June 17, 2020

cargo hair

very offensive for too many reasons to list

cargo hair

by cargohair July 19, 2010

pineapple hairs

The green stuff on a pineapple

1. Wow! You have great pineapple hairs on your house Spongebob!

2. Anix likes pineapple hairs

by hayley.ray June 16, 2020

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020