ED

Erectile Dysfunction

People who prefer carrying big guns like a beretta 92 or 1911 often have ED

by SanctumScrotum July 17, 2024

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc

The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 4, 2023

Ed, Edd n Eddy flipping

Smoking salvia on the peak of MDMA.

"Bro I feel like my dick fell off when I was Ed, Edd n Eddy Flipping. The only thing I could see was just the eyes, every part of a person's body was composed of their eyes. And my fuck ass friend Malone was asking me what it felt like when I couldn't even move."

by Ketaman April 9, 2025

Ed from dripping

A man who says he will call and sound 100% down with it and then never does and he won’t talk for weeks but then say he loves you and will call another time

Aw man don’t pull an Ed from dripping

by Haleybugggg April 22, 2025

Vagina-ed

When you're just chatting, minding your business at the bar, then you get dabbed up in the face and kicked in the vagina.

My girl Stacy got vagina-ed at the Pour House last night. Crazy gf thought Stacy was flirting with her mans. SMH.

by Drake from Crate Barn April 26, 2025