speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories

Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Foot bump

your at a nasty party, blow, toosie, ket. It’s more like a house party vibe. You snuff all the stuff that’s on the bitches foot at the end of the night. Mix of everything it’s a foot bump

Yo take a “foot bump” of that hoe tn

by BABYSWAY November 13, 2025

Lickle Bump

A little guy who is shirt, squeaky and all around sexy

That Lickle bump and he destroyed my fanny

by Midge42069 February 26, 2022

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner

hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!

by Go The Limit June 28, 2024

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021