austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021

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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

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Austin

An orange loving cock petter with no life but decent at soccer and swim.

Look at him swim he such an Austin.

by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020

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austin boone

austin boone is the most perfect guy in the world. he will treat you so amazing, is so sweet, give the best hugs and kisses and cuddles, and loves with his whole heart. he has the prettiest set of eyes you’ll ever see, the cutest smile, the most adorable and contagious laugh. he is so intelligent and doesn’t even realize it, and tries to deny it all the time. he seems to not have a single shy bone in his body, and is so outgoing. he is so funny and will never fail to make you laugh. he has his insecurities though, so make sure to reassure him that you are there for him no matter what. He is the bestest friend and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever have. If you have austin boone in your life anyway, anyhow, make sure you never let him go.

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Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

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