Patrick FitzGerald

Patrick FitzGerald is a man of many traits, ungodly handsome and enjoys women of ethnic descent, present abilities in mathematics and ninjutsu.

by machoyacho April 10, 2024

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Patrick Shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by ItsEveryNightSis8402 December 16, 2019

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Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

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patrick heimdal

Just a little sexy moddafacka :)

"Woooow is that an elf"?
"Nah nah it's just a patrick heimdal"

by Peppes-pizza February 26, 2017

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Mr Patrick

Worker for the Blubby Blab (we name it that so we dont get sued) He is working for JoloSolo#5371. BUT SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IS MR SPONGEBOB AND MR SQUIDWARD

Hey Mr Patrick heres your pay today

by JoloSolo#5371 November 5, 2020

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