Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019

Muff

Slang for a girls snatch ir cooter a.k.a poon

Man that girls got a fat'ole muff

by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020

Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021

Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.

I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.

by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017