Richard

Being called a “Richard”, is the equivalent of being called lame and goofy/a boring person.

- “You wanna do something tonight”
~ “Nah I’m real tired from yesterday, I just wanna chill”
-“Since when did you become such a RICHARD?”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

mallori richards

Mallori Richards is a Bitch she mean hateful and never have a good moment she so stupid and ugly most people hate to be around her

O your with Mallori Richards yeah she’s a bitch I hate her

by T.Swizzle October 23, 2018

richard chan

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

You are like Richard Chan, so awesome!

by cuhknormalmn July 27, 2017

scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

A Richard

Likes to go for a bulleyes, doesn't like hitting the outer ring! He's a naughty naughty boi

Example of "A Richard"
Group - Richard how many stars did you get?
Richard - 4, I'm sorry I like to hit the bulleyes and no rim boi!

by Celebking November 24, 2021

Richard's English

How Richard speaks English
This is the proper way of speaking English

Thanks for reading.

Richard's English is the proper form of English

by reddotval March 8, 2025

Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.

Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.

by Second Row November 26, 2021