by polarlord August 19, 2010
by analretentivegirl September 05, 2015
National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
by Crxfic August 16, 2024
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.
Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.
Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.
Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023
A washed diver that plays for Spu*s FC in the 3 tier of English football. The player is known for bottling finals and never winning any throphies.
Dude 1: Hey man have you heard about Heung Min Son?
Dude 2: Isn't he that horrible diver cunt that plays for shitteringham?
Dude 1: Yeah i think so.
Dude 2: Isn't he that horrible diver cunt that plays for shitteringham?
Dude 1: Yeah i think so.
by AverageBasedPerson May 19, 2022