my kids

Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated. See sperm
Oh man! Friday night I shot my kids all over your girlfriends face!
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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My girlfriend

my girlfriend is,.....
by whore lol April 29, 2019
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My Bad

Another way to say that you are sorry for making a mistake or doing something wrong even if you are making up for it or not.
People can say "my bad" if they knock over your drink by mistake and buy you another one to replace the drink that has been knocked over.

Or they can just say "my bad" and just walk away and act like it never happened.

Same scenario goes for people saying "I'm sorry and knocking over a drink by mistake."

For the wrong doing, a person can break your windows and later say "my bad" and replace your windows.

Also they can say "my bad" and never replace your windows.

Again..same scenario for people saying "I'm sorry" for breaking your windows.
by Je'Nay August 11, 2011
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My Documents

An area of your PC where you are supposed to save your files, but is rendered useless by the desktop
"Dude, go save that in the My Documents folder"

"Naw, I'll just stick it on the desktop"
by Stanggman September 22, 2005
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my girlfriend

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty
by mia the gay September 27, 2019
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my king

The sexiest way in which a woman can refer to a man during sex with him.
"Conquer me, my king"
by pieceofmind December 14, 2020
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