The jezza jizz

It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength

Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz

Man 2: run before he catches you!

Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town

by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021

Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie

I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005