miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025

miss lin

Fat irritating bus driver that has freckles and drives slow!!

I am miss lin and I'm fat an drive slowm

by XKIINGX December 6, 2017

Miss Gruber

Miss Gruber is a ginger maths teacher and is the weirdest teacher known to man kind.

Pupil "hey miss gruber i need help"

Miss Gruber "go stand outside the class!!!!"

Pupil "bro wtf"

by anonymous14088 May 11, 2024

Miss 804

The baddest girl in the 804

Miss 804 is who valle refers to as his favorite girl from Richmond, VA Streaming on all platforms.

by Valle August 2, 2025

Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule

Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.

Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.

ELIAS, DO NOT DRINK THAT IRON BRU, Remember Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule.

by Mr Hegarty June 18, 2021

Miss America

When you pull out a shoot your load across her body thus giving her a sash of cum.

Dave: Hey Steve did Alyssa come over last night?
Steve: Yeah Dave but when I pulled off to side to give her a Miss America, I got it in her eye!

by Dirtisgold February 27, 2021

little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night

by sdmama April 9, 2017