Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Land Piracy

is a war-like act committed by Native Americans that engage in acts of robbery and/or criminal violence on Land.

Land Piracy usually consists of attacks on covered wagons, caravans, cars, and any other land mode of transportation

Those people are commiting Land Piracy, there indians.

by about 8 bunnies April 6, 2010

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Land Shark

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.

Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."

by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023

Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Glen landing middle school

school full of a ton of kids who smoke in the bathroom and two-faced sluts. everyone there loves attention and will constantly try to make people feel bad

the people at glen landing middle school suck

by thotianna29 November 18, 2019

boomerang land

Croatia

Person 1: yo lets go to boomerang land one day! it will hit different there!
Person 2: yeah boi!

by bananas933lol July 21, 2023