Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.

"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"

by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022

The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues

The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues

The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

def left

When a conversation, that on the surface seems to be about an interesting topic, turns in an opposite direction leaving one confused and/or surprised.

" Oh that's interesting that you have 5 kids."
"Yeah, they all have different fathers that reside in 5 different prisons in 5 different states."
"Wow, that went def left."

by Daquan movin bricks March 20, 2016