A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018

she’s a complete dumbass but it ok because her hair makes up for it. she’s also tall as fuck but it’s a compliment ig. and she’s most definetly gay
by whos****** March 27, 2022

Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 11, 2018

by whos****** March 27, 2022

A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
by laurensthegawd June 13, 2018

She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023

The most beautiful, amazing, kind but humble girl. She has a lot to hide but inside she loves talking to people.
Love Her Boyfriend.
Love Her Boyfriend.
by Spyguybobo January 14, 2017
