It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.

It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.

by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025

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But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 09, 2023

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Too Gay

The point when a person or group become so overwhelmingly homosexual that it turns off a large number of straight allies, and becomes detrimental to the LGBTQ cause.

"Have you noticed something odd these days? I can't quite put my finger on it."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

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Too much volcano

The greatest song of all time. It makes you tear up every time you listen to it because of how moving it is. Truly of the most magnificent masterpieces since Beethoven.

ASO, TOO MUCH VOLCANO

by Too much volcano enjoyer June 25, 2023

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