Thumb Cunt

A dumb ass cunt that has their thumb shoved to far up their ass.

That Karen over there is a thumb cunt.

by Raven Maroney January 28, 2025

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

Kentucky Thumb

Using just your thumb to really get as deep as possible and not allow any fluids to escape ;)

Brandon totally Kentucky Thumbed her last night dude! I heard she made a real mess afterword's.

by AlexD5555 May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

The kentycky thumb is when he puts it in the bum.

Wow I gave my gf the Kentucky thumb yesterday.

by AllyAx May 20, 2021

thumbs up

You are loyal to 1 woman

That guy is thumbs up

by 1000/11 August 5, 2022

disposable thumbs

A play on the term “opposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.

Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.

by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017