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shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!
by gw376 December 17, 2012
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alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka
After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.
by krbji July 6, 2016
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shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.
I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.
by shitman October 1, 2006
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Comer shit

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!
by Big Dog Drake April 20, 2018
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