friendly neighborhood spider-man
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
Get the spider-manmug. Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spidermug. "Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 12, 2023
Get the Funky Spidermug. Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
Get the Spidermug. Ahh yes, the spider. An 8-legged same game multi placed with one of the various betting agencies. Generally reserved for rugby league, a spider will consist of many anytime try scorers, margins, total points over/under and team first to score.
by Oyster August 12, 2021
Get the Spidermug. Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.
by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 12, 2014
Get the sky spidersmug. A Deity who took the form of a half-human half-spider as the physical manifestation of arachnophobia. She travels to many realms to conquer and make her appearance known by taunting, pestering those who dares defy her queenly reign.commonly found in any place with a chat room discord, reddit any from of media with a chatroom with the intent to make her presense known no matter the consequences. If you ever encounter her respect the unknown, keep calm or end up like the ones who tried insanity slowly encompasses them with each breath fighting a force no human can fend.
spider queen refers to a leader of all spiders the one whom has control over all spiders regardless of species in fiction
by Arackin May 19, 2024
Get the Spider Queenmug.