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social meat

A man-slut; someone who frequently sends dick pics to prospective mates (thus his junk is social meat).
"Ugh, I can't believe Derk posted another pic with that slut on Instagram. Talk about social meat. You whore."

"Omg. Christian just sent me another dick pic. What a social meat!"
by dickpicnick September 2, 2014
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Social Dementor

A person who sucks up behaviors, speech, or styles that they think are cool or funny from those around him/her or in the media and adopts them as his/her own personality like a dementor eating someone's soul. This person is trying to be accepted, but most likely comes off as a douchebag, try hard, piece of shit.
Greg: "Did that dude just say your line, bro?"
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."
by the G-Bear March 2, 2014
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Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013
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Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!
your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?
by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023
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Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life
I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.
by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021
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social fuckboyism

A common trait in western culture, specifically in schools, social fuckboyism is the fear of how one comes across to their peers. Symptoms include having a different group of friends inside and outside of school/work, building a perfect social media identity, dressing in clothes they don't like, and hiding their actual intrests while in public.

Social fuckboyism is ironic, because those afflicted with it will act out a second personality in public because they think it will make them happy and well-liked, while often having the opposite effect. If social fuckboys just embraced who they were and surrounded themselves with people that like them for who they are, they'd be so much happier.
Drew: "Why doesn't Devin talk to us at school?"
Mark: "He has social fuckboyism, and I think his other 'friends' are catching on to it."
Drew: "Man, that sucks. Is he still getting on the Teamspeak later so we can play some League?"
Mark: "I don't know, he might be going to that concert at the Palace tonight with the stoners."
by ItsNotOneSided January 11, 2016
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Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.
I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..
by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020
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